there are a lot of good arguments against creationism but the first one i normally go to is "yo shut the fuck up"
you best get out my face
Bobby, I know it’s not good when a girl breaks your heart. It’s only natural to be sad. But the couch is a happy place.
That’s quite a story, Enrique. I like stories. I like stories about pinatas.
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| — | Hank Hill (via winphreak) |
